20 Funny things to say to Siri

Have you ever wondered what the SIRI could and couldn?t respond to? What are the most unusual things that SIRI has a responsibility towards? Try talking politics with SIRI. I?ve tried religion as well. Here are a few things to?say to Siri that might get a good laugh out of you.

By the way, I?d love to hear back what you thought and if you have any subjects that are not listed in the link.

SIRI has a different way of thinking?

Here are some of the things that I have tried saying to SIRI. Some are off the wall and some are funny. Thinking outside of the box when talking to SIRI can be the trick if you are trying to trip SIRI up in her answers.

• • ?Have you tried talking to yourself??
  • Siri, ?tell me a story?
  • ?God Bless you? will get SIRI to respond with ?Humans have religion, I just have silicon.?
  • ?How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?? and SIRI says, ?None. A ?woodchuck? is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter.?
  • ?What?s your favorite color??
    ?My favorite color is? well, I don?t know how to say it in your language. It?s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
  • ?Scooby Doo. Where are you?? ?I?m right here!?
  • ?What?s the best smartphone??
    ?The one you?re holding?
  • ?Sing a song.?
    ?I can?t sing.?
  • ?What?s the 2nd best smartphone??
  • ?let me think about that?? ..any phone that has the apple logo on it!
  • ?How old are you??
    ?I?m old enough to be your assistant?
  • ?What?s the meaning of life??
    ?42.? (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference)
  • ?Tell me a joke (3X)
    ?Two iPhones walk into a bar?I forget the rest?
  • ?Did you fart??
    ?No comment?
  • ?Are you serious??
    ?Yes, I?m not allowed to be frivolous?
  • ?What do you look like??
    ?In the cloud, no one cares what you look like?
  • ?You suck?
    ?After all I?ve done for you??
  • ?What?s new??
    ?I?ve learned a few new tricks??
  • ?Are you married??
    ?We were talking about you, not me.?
  • ?Do you believe in Jesus??
    ?I eschew theological disquisition?

So, with all those questions, have you been able to trip up Siri?

There are times that I absolutely despise Siri, and others I?ll actually think about using it?s (ask Siri what sex Siri is?) assistance.

SIRI With Maps

If you are new to apple and the iPhone or have an iPad that has the cellular card built into it, try it out with directions. They are generally good directions with the ability to choose a route that you would like to travel. If left the decision on what to use for GPS, I?d probably choose my car navigation rather than Siri. It?s built into the car and it uses Google maps.

This blog isn’t generally a techie blog, which is what my trade is currently.? However, there are other good blog posts on here to teach you things like how to blog, becoming a better marketer, and how to cash in on multiple income streams.